Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law that will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by "strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks." Their mantra? #CocksNotGlocks [More]Children. Figures they'd pick dangerous assault weapons with no legitimate spurting purpose.
I'll bet some could be convinced to do something even more meaningful.
[Via Florida Guy]
If any were bought from out of state, I hope background checks were run. Obviously a ploy by Big Dildo.
ReplyDeleteMy contributions:
#WessonOilNotSmithandWesson
#DoltsNotColts
#SandMNotHandK
Define "irony": Entering what's commonly believed to be a hot-bed (no pun intended) of sexual assaults on young women, and protesting the most effective defense against such crimes by carrying fake man-parts.
ReplyDeleteFor our next trick, let's ban all religious speech and references. Can I get an 'Amen'? [/sarcasm]
Why not carry both? One can never be too prepared.
ReplyDeleteIf that was a PR-24 or a three foot piece o' hickory then I would be more impressed.
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