Lobbyists in Missouri who have sex with state lawmakers or their aides would have to disclose that activity to the state ethics commission, under a bill introduced this week by a Republican state representative. [More]I thought being a whore required discretion... this could open the door to valuation for services tax liabilities, contributions in kind campaign finance reporting, etc.
What if it's the politician doing the servicing? What if its politicians making "backroom deals"with each other?
Hey, will there be a reporting form, with activity codes...?
[Via Steve T]
Heh... will they have to put a monetary value on the sex for tax purposes?
ReplyDeleteBut that was only worth about $2.50... your teeth left a red mark & you never finished.
"I did not have sex with ... that small boy!"
ReplyDelete(Besides which I did not pay him anyway!)
Does this come under the vaugaries of dealing with too much freedom?
Ma Duce