We're the Only Ones 'Third Time's a Charm' Enough

Police shot man dead after he called 911 for help 3 times [More]

That's what we in the business call "a spate."

I'll be damned if I can figure out what happened  -- was the bat to attack police or to defend himself? Are the two mutually exclusive? And what did the woman neighbor do?

In any case, if you're in need of rescue in the gun-hostile Windy City, forget it Jake, it's Chi-Town.

[Via Jess]