It's the sandals. You're going to have to go with sensible shoes if you want to get noticed and hated. Sandals just do not scream "serious" in any sort of, well, serious way.
I dunno .... a "distressed" Rebel Flag? Arguably correct, historically, but why pay more for something that is going to be covered by your pant legs?* Besides, when it comes to Confederate flags it's more fun to fly the Stars And Bars, since yer averij schlub has no idea at all what the thing is....
. . . ' *and PLEASE do not tell me you're planning to wear them with shorts!!!! It could be months before I'd be able to work up the courage to visit the blog again....
I told Bracken back in 2005, when you get on the SPLC's "list", you know you've made it.
ReplyDeleteKeep trying, David!
It's the sandals. You're going to have to go with sensible shoes if you want to get noticed and hated. Sandals just do not scream "serious" in any sort of, well, serious way.
ReplyDeleteWadya think?
ReplyDeleteI dunno .... a "distressed" Rebel Flag? Arguably correct, historically, but why pay more for something that is going to be covered by your pant legs?* Besides, when it comes to Confederate flags it's more fun to fly the Stars And Bars, since yer averij schlub has no idea at all what the thing is....
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*and PLEASE do not tell me you're planning to wear them with shorts!!!! It could be months before I'd be able to work up the courage to visit the blog again....
Don't think of them as "shorts."
ReplyDeleteThink of them as "Daisy Dukes."
See, who need Ipecac syrup?