We're the Only Ones MIA Enough

The robberies have all been reported near Pohick Road and the Richmond Highway, in the Pohick/Lorton /Newington area. [More]

So much for "The police are there to protect you" myth.

Even when they have it narrowed down to suspect description, geographic area, M.O. and more, the cops have been serially unable to stop the parasite again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

Of course I have no way of knowing this, but I won't be surprised to find the  -- do I call them "teens" or "kids" these days? --  uh, the perp is pulling all these death threats off with a replica gun. Nor will I be surprised if presenting him with his well-earned Darwin Award results in all kinds of outrage.

[Via William T]