Wednesday, December 21, 2016

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This low-cost "lone wolf" protest tactic got worldwide media attention and people are still talking about it today. At the time,  John F. Kennedy said “No news picture in history has generated so much emotion around the world as that one.” Talk about bang for the buck!


About the only drawback is you "progressives" are against "global warming," and if you did this, the resulting grease fire/carbon footprint would likely melt enough polar ice to raise sea levels a bit. Still, it could be worth it in so many ways!

Heck, if you put it on pay-per-view, I'll bet you'd raise enough to pay for the campaign of any Democrat you want, plus -- and think about this --  it would shatter all records. Bigly. Talk about an unforgettable legacy for a documentary filmmaker!

This is as close to a win-win as we're likely to ever get.

10 comments:

  1. Be careful. With all that lard, he might take down a city block.

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  2. i guess the hagakure needs an update?

    "If you are caught unprepared by a sudden [REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT], you should not [TWEET OBNOXIOUSLY EVEN BEFORE THE INAUGURATION] or [PRETEND IT ISN'T HAPPENING]. You are going to get [A BARELY CONSERVATIVE ADMINISTRATION] either way. Accept that from the beginning and go on your way. This way you will not be distressed by a little [BIT OF PRIVATIZATION, PROBABLY NOT EVEN DONE RIGHT]. Apply this lesson to everything."

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  3. Michael Moore would probably burn for a month or two. I guess calling him a LARD ASS might be quite accurate. Burn Baby Burn.

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  4. C'mon David -- you know what his next idea is, don't you?

    It's a real Turkey.

    Get it?

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  5. would take a tanker truck of high octane for Michael Moore to do that to himself.

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  6. Plus, it’s your one remaining shot at ever getting some quality lovin’ from Madonna.

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  7. As unhappy as they sound, they should just emigrate to the country of their choice. Just go - anywhere that will accept you ! Pick a country that suits your politics. Go - go now !

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  8. That's one of your funnier ones. Made me chuckle.

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  9. "Bigly" that's what i hear...my kids and wife say it's "Big league"

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  10. Of course it is. This is a mondegreen (look that one up) that's been the subject of numerous news articles...:-)

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