Because Nothing Cuckceeds Like Cuckcess

A bill in the Iowa Senate would allow individuals with permits to carry weapons on public university campuses. [More]

So naturally University of Iowa President Bruce Harreld, who knows he would personally be utterly useless in defending against an attacker, hikes up his Depends and manfully lets flow on reasons why everyone should be as contemptible as he is.

As justification, the hive insect queen actually bases his argument on how poorly his recommended course of helplessness worked last time.

[Via Michael G]