Three Islamic State jihadis have reportedly been killed by rampaging wild boars near Iraqi farmland. The three Islamic State militants were cut down by the feral boar known to inhabit Kirkuk in the the al-Rashad region, a local news site claims. They attacked the militants and left three killed, Iraqi News reports. [More]While this sounds like the type of hoax story you'd read on The Onion, a spokesman for the boars confirmed the kills:
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Death by pork, Achmed? No virgins for you!
ReplyDelete"Ibliss? You're up for these three. They stink!"
ReplyDeleteMaybe boars don't like getting mounted from behind
ReplyDeleteWild boars have a natural distaste for unclean animals...
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