We're the Only Ones Bidened Enough

That’s when Plummer fired a single-shot through the front window in hopes to scare away who he assumed were burglars. [More]

Jeeze, if you can't take the advice of the head of Obama's "gun violence" task force, whose advice can you take?

And yeah, it makes a useful verb. Come to think of it, so would "chelseaed."

[Via Michael G]