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Officer Loehmann was instead fired for lying on his employment application in 2013 ... Before joining the Cleveland police force, Officer Loehmann worked for a smaller police department, in Independence, Ohio, where supervisors recommended his termination, citing instances of insubordination, lying and an “inability to emotionally function.” [More]

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