Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Mystery Machine



The Feds Have Come to Chicago—With a Van That Tracks Guns [More]
How much is that stupid thing costing? And here's all we really need to know:
Despite the tech upgrade, in the three weeks that the van has spent in the Windy City, it hasn’t helped police make any arrests, according to the department Superintendent Eddie Johnson.
Ruh-roh.

Of course not. It's all mobile kabuki theater.

And we'll get away with it too, in spite of you meddling kids!

[Via William T]
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2 comments:

  1. Chas6/28/2017 1:55 PM

    It's the Emperor's New Van.

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  2. Ed6/28/2017 2:10 PM

    The van:
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/atf-unveils-van-that-helps-solves-mysteries-minus-scooby-doo/2017/03/24/f1468a14-0fdb-11e7-9b0d-d27c98455440_story.html

    “NATIONAL INTEGRATED BALLISTIC INFORMATION NETWORK”
    “Identify and target shooters and their sources of crime guns”.

    Not the van:
    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35751539
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Van%20Candy

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