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Burger King manager filmed screaming at customer for taking too long to order

The only place I can find this story is from Faux News, which -- as longtime readers know and for reasons of its own -- denies access to links from Blogger. Paste the preview quote into a search engine and it'll come up.

Or cut our the middleman and go straight to the video post on Facebook.

OK, but what the hell does any of this have to do with anything relevant?  Scroll down through the handful of comments to this one:

Jeez, real sympathetic and tolerant, George. Real excusing of unconscionable behavior. Real understanding of the dynamics of  having kids in the car. What would you have done to this pregnant woman and her children? What would the most of her problems have looked like had you been behind her road... uh ... drive-through raging?

In short, what kind of big man are you?

This kind:

Scrolling through his other posts, his banner art makes sense. If a screaming lunatic came up to her car, she'd have been perfectly justified in making him back off -- with a gun, if necessary.

Ding! Fries are done.