Give the Man a Chance to Respond

“Them,” at the range, often means “him,” i.e. Michael Bloomberg, who, despite having left the mayor’s office almost three years ago, remains the subject of countless tirades and conspiracy theories. Herman contends that his whole anti-gun vendetta springs from the raw shame of having once simultaneously shat and pissed himself in front of all his colleagues at the sound of nearby gunfire. (The incident hasn’t been documented or attested to anywhere, but Herman believes in it truly and fervently.) [More]

I missed this when it came out (I was on a much-needed vacation) and have not seen that rumor repeated elsewhere. In the interests of determining if it's true or false, I suppose  the fairest thing to do would be to ask him.

[Via Andy M]