I'm stuck between the teacher firing a gun because of thunder, the four-year-olds overpowering the teacher to get their gun, and the kid on The Rifleman who accidentally shot his dog as valid reasons offered by elected representatives to make sure only predators are armed. [More]
The recent outlandish pearl-clutching that went on in Oregon about the potentially catastrophic hazards of pumping one’s own gas — a simple life skill that everyone in the US (except Oregonians and Jerseyites) have managed to conquer with zero resulting mayhem — served to remind me that there is a large class of sheeple in America who aren’t just unreasonably terrified of changes in gun law, they’re unreasonably terrified of any change in their lives at all.
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