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From today on, we will begin the process of moderating all new and previously uploaded photos for the presence of guns.* Our terms and conditions will be updated to reflect this decision. Bumble is also making a $100,000 donation to March For Our Lives, the organization founded by the brave young survivors of the Parkland tragedy. We stand with them, and join them in working towards a non-violent future. [More]

Naturally there's an "Only Ones" exemption, because their behavior around the fairer sex is obviously so much more professional.

Oh, and look:

On Bumble, women always make the first move.

Queen bees and drones come to mind. I don't think that's accidental.

And if someone wants to game their system and tells them he (ze?) "identifies" as a woman...?  Talk about a "progressive" dilemma!

When I was single I was just never this desperate. It's pretty much the same reason I've never been tempted to pay for a whore -- too much self-respect. Anyone who would put up with any of this crap deserves exactly what he or she gets.

Now seems a good time to resurrect this.