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I was sexually assaulted by FDNY firefighters on my first day [More]

I'm sure such aggression is much more prevalent in the MEC (Media Exalted Class) than we've been led to believe, but don't look for an extension of the #MeToo movement any time soon.  After all, if the City is arguing this was just "a funny way to break the ice," who am I to doubt?

Besides, just ask George Takei how much credence is given to accusers.