Elder feral son Uday ate all the chocolate chip cookies the neighbors gave me as a thank you for checking on their house while they were away, so I bought some more and put a sign on the package with one of his childhood pictures behind an international prohibition symbol. I found him chowing down and insolently grinning at me:
This tells us something about signs that say "No" vs. people that don't give a damn. But what?
Assuming you don't want to dose another batch of cookies with ExLax, you'll just have to lock up at least one batch to save them from their normal fate.
ReplyDelete"I will not comply."
ReplyDeleteMaybe?
1) Make the next batch of Chocolate Chip Cookies with a double helping of laxative chocolate.
ReplyDelete2) DON'T eat them yourself!
Ma Deuce