With a Knick-Knack Paddy Whack, Give a Dog the Bone

Documents say Patterson and his wife, Christina, had the front toenails of a male dog removed in order to more easily engage in sex acts with the animal. [More]

I may have to expand the law...

Using gun-grabber "logic," if you own a dog, you're just not a dog rapist yet.

And you gotta wonder what kind of desperate woman would allow her daughter to be subjected to this sick animal, which also makes me wonder how we can make it up to him for "injury to dignity, feelings and self-respect."

What a world.

[Via Mack H]