We're the Only Ones Working Out Enough

An officer with the Denver Police Department charged with assaulting a handcuffed man is now working a desk job at the department. Corporal Michael Oestmann worked out a plea deal on assault charges earlier this week. [More]

So he did it while moonlighting in uniform, meaning under color of authority? And he's not been fired, arrested and facing charges because? That's some "robust internal investigation," there, DPD.

What do you think the chances are of us getting this same "deal" as this thug?

[Via cydl]