True to His Nature

Nonprofit Pays Bail For Man Who Attacked His Wife, Hours Later He Murders Her [More]

There's a truism about custodians in there somewhere...

My first thought when seeing this:

Don't touch the snake. It bites.

Nice snake...

Ow! It bit me!

Naturally, the Bail Project insists there is no way they could know that snakes bite. That's' quite the Opposite Day "progressive" result they achieved there, no?

[Via Michael G]