Monday, May 13, 2019

A Dignified Approach

On Tuesday, Novak approved an unusual transportation plan for Hicks sought by the government and his lawyer in an effort to protect his health, safety and dignity. The arrangements could involve cutting through a wall where he lives, bracing the structure and even cutting down some trees. [More]
At least The Onion lets you know it's a satire site.

2 comments:

  1. “The papers add that Hicks has been told that if he pleads guilty Monday, he will be taken into custody and transported to a secure medical facility.”

    Inside a decommissioned oil tanker, no doubt.

    Heaven help them if they have to find a place to send him to prison. Maybe Devil’s Island… the whole island.

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  2. I remember one of these years ago. The guy was a witness who lived on a second floor. They cut out the wall and used a forklift to take him to the courthouse. The trial was convened on the courthouse steps outside. His name was "Pork Chop."

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