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Jefferson State Community College campus police officer shoots person armed with machete [More]

Good thing he was in the right place at the right time. Anyone else with the capability of doing it would be engaging in "criminal behavior."

Lewis said he heard multiple shots fired. "It was more than 25, more than 30,'' he said ... The suspect was treated by medics on the scene and then taken to UAB Hospital’s Trauma Center with potentially life-threatening injuries.

That's why we need to limit these things to trained professionals.

[Via William T]