We're the Only Ones Faithful Enough

Torres, a practicing Baptist, cited that his belief is that “the Holy Bible prohibits him, as a married man, from being alone for extended periods with a female who is not his wife.” [More]

Then get a job where you don't have to.

Suing the taxpayer just means he's a parasite who has no problem violating "Thou shalt not steal." That and coveting, bearing false witness and using the Lord's name in vain...

[Via bondmen]