[H]er garage keypad and garage door were smeared with mustard, according to three neighbors. [More]So which kind of lunatic in a position of authority are we dealing with here? A woman scorned screaming "boyfriend loophole," or someone who can't be trusted with a squeeze bottle of French's?
What say we take the guns first, due process later?
[Via bondmen]
I'm not ashamed to say, yes, I own mustard, some of which is in squeeze bottles. I'm at the height of my mustard using power, too.
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