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Imagine the lawfare extortion possibilities. [More]

And think of the UN expansion potential!

I say put 'em in the wolf pit. If they become alphas, they earn the right to sue on their pack's behalf.

Ditto on rising through the ranks for the head of the anopheles mosquito delegation. And while we're at it, there's a whole diverse and inclusive world of viruses and bacteria out there in "nature" that would benefit from the "No eradication without representation" assurances a Pestilence Protection Act would afford.

As an aside, you gotta admit "Spirochetes for Hillary" has a nice ring to it.

[Via Michael G]