We're the Only Ones Practical Training Enough

Ironically, the officer was training to learn life-saving measures such as applying tourniquets.[More]

Nothing like a little real-world experience, and how can you get more real-world than having "Only Ones" claim-- and "Authorized Journalists" parrot -- "the gun went off"?

I've gotta believe this is a satire account...

[Via Kevin B]