Monday, June 17, 2019

Tales of the Bizarro World


2 Virginia Beach council members want to ban firearms in government buildings [More]
Because gun owners am stupid!

[Via Mack H]

Phased-Plasma Rifle in the 40-Watt Range.

The policy also forbids customers from selling certain firearm accessories, including “multi-burst trigger devices.” [More]
Hey, just what you see, pal!

[Via bondmen]

We're the Only Ones Excessive Enough

[T]he lawsuit, filed Wednesday, accuses police of using excessive force when they fired on 21-year-old Isaiah Hammett. Police have said Hammett first fired at officers with an assault rifle before officers returned fire, killing him. But the lawsuit says neither Hammett nor his grandfather, who was in the home at the time of the raid, were armed. [More]
Thank conditioning they're also the only ones acquitted enough.

[Via bondmen]

Fresh Out of New Ideas

To keep it fresh, I have new reasons this time. [More]
Funny. Some of us have been debunking such stale BS for years.

To keep it brief, I have an old response this time: No. Your move.

And cross those arms any tighter, you're going to pop your Rapex.

We're the Only Ones Chatty Enough

San Jose police now say that "Rob" was actually Robert Davies, a 40-year-old police officer in the nearby city of San Mateo. He allegedly asked Esther to switch to Snapchat, where messages automatically self-delete. There, they "discussed her being 16 years-old, and chatted about engaging in sexual activity," a statement from the department said. [More]
Oh God, it's Chris Hansen!

[H/T Wirecutter]

A Second Amendment Victory!

Trump opens 1.4 million federal acres to hunters, anglers [More]
Because ERPO recipients don't need bump stocks and silencers to hunt deer...?

[Via Dave Licht]

Sleeping with the Enemy

Pittsburgh Mayor Presents DICK’S Award for Gun Control Advocacy [More]
If you're a gun owner and you still patronize these rope-sellers, you suck.

And I wonder what Ethan Allen and his Green Mountain Boys militia would have made of old Farooq...

Better to Fight in Silence

A claim of having heard the blasphemous n-word easily transforms any victim into the villain. [More]
So much for the advice to "Use your words."

Thing is, and I haven't had occasion to weaponize this particular slur, but I've gotten out of more than one altercation back when I was young and immortal by sizing up a potential assailant and deciding it was worth trying an aggressive verbal assault before things got real -- in other words, the posturing worked and stopped the violence.

[Via Michael G]

Unforgiven, Beyond Redemption and Marked for Life

Harvard rescinds the acceptance of conservative Kyle Kashuv over comments when he was 16-years-old [More]
He's just not classy and mature like the Hogglet.

[Via Michael G]

Taking a Flyer


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It would help if they also posted the radio ads they say they have.

[Via Mack H]

Just the Way the Morlocks Want It

Civil War Days Event Killed by Political Correctness [More]
Those who cannot remember the past:


[Via Michael G]

We're the Only Ones Non-Interfering Enough

Fake science led a mom to feed bleach to her autistic sons — and police did nothing to stop her [More]
It's probably just as well. If the one who bites his arms got agitated and wouldn't stop when ordered, they'd probably give him the old epilepsy treatment.

[Via Michael G]

Practical Real World Training

Shoplifting at Gibson’s Bakery was part of Oberlin College’s “Culture of Theft” [More]
Entitled little SJWs, aren't we?

Well, they are teaching them to become career collectivists...

I love seeing Oberlin Prozis frustrated.

[Via Michael G]

We're the Only Ones Unaware Enough

"But most concerning of all is that hospital police did not even know Hall had left the premises almost 10 hours prior. Indeed, Hall's absence was only discovered when we placed a phone call to them." [More]
So no charges for Jataveon's mother enabler for harboring a fugitive?

Good on the 11-year-old kid for the machete story, which several of you sent me links to.

We're the Only Ones 'Krup You' Enough

Dallas Police Chief Renee Hall drew the ire of citizens and law enforcement groups on Monday when she implied that society is to blame for forcing criminals who commit violent acts... [More]
Hey, I'm depraved on account'a I'm deprived!

[Via Florida Guy]   

We're the Only Ones Preferred Members Enough

An off-duty police officer opened fire inside a Costco Wholesale warehouse store, killing a man who had attacked him and wounding two others, the Corona Police Department said. [More]
Naturally, his "identity is being withheld..."

Special members merit special privileges:


A Bogus Argument Redux

“Basically, the Second Amendment is about killing Indians, taking their land, and increasingly, slave patrols,” Dunbar-Ortiz tells Truthdig Editor in Chief Robert Scheer in the latest installment of “Scheer Intelligence.” The “Loaded” author lays out the genocidal genealogy of the right to bear arms, and explains that, at its root, it ensured the ability of white men to oppress people of color in order to steal or keep stolen land, and to control slaves through slave patrols. [More]
It's not just a Bogus argument, it's more Scheer nonsense.

But having discovered the power of weaponizing racism charges to smear and ostracize, expect more and more to demand RKBA speech be treated as hate speech.

Coming Soon to a Teeming Shore Near You

African migrants pass through San Antonio and swiftly fan out across the country [More]
Rigorous!

And with an added bonus...

It's Like Déjà Vu All Over Again

We need a discussion on Second Amendment [More]
Again?

Nothing like recycling stale old attempts to dictate terms of surrender and presenting them as fresh new ideas.

[Via Bear]

Three Monkeys in One

You sold.me dude. I’m voting Biden. [More]
That's not the point, but I see this same apologist tried to pull the same crap on me, too.

Yeah, put your head back in the sand, tell everyone how fine the emperor's new clothes look, and equate anyone pointing out betrayals as haters.

Or as another genius accused on AR15.com, It's just "media ... trying to undermine his support from gun owners," right?

It couldn't be that some of us are trying to pull the man back on track before he blows it?

Or are we just supposed to stay silent in the pot when we sense a rise in temperature?

We're the Only Ones Winning Friends and Influencing People Enough

 Fired Warren Police Cmdr. Arthur Gill is accused of assaulting a man and retaliating against another officer. Now Gill could face even more charges - after apparently threatening a doctor.  [More]
He sounds nice.

A Gun in the Home

Authorities say a 5-year-old shot a 2-year-old sibling at a Georgia home while playing with a gun and now the children’s uncle has been charged ... the gun was stolen during a burglary about two weeks ago. [More]
Sounds like it's high time we impose one-size-fits-all "lock up your safety" edicts on you and me, doesn't it?

We'll Show Them!

New York City Allocates $250,000 for Abortions, Challenging Conservative States [More]
I guess one way to look at the issue would be fewer Democrats...

Fidelity

'It's called freedom of speech!' Defiant Trump says he WON'T fire Kellyanne Conway after official ethics watchdog said she repeatedly broke the law by attacking Democrats [More]
He's more faithful to her than her TDS-suffering husband. Why she stays with someone who ceaselessly undermines her career is something I'd like to see explained.

¿Armas para Que?"

"This is an orchestrated, communist assault on America to destroy America's borders, to create confusion in America, to overwhelm the system politically." [Watch]
Thank goodness this has nothing to do with that "single issue!"

Right, national and state "gun groups" that refuse to factor it into political grades and all you "gun bloggers" who agree with that?

[Via Don J]

First Class


A poignant wish from a father who knows loss... [More]

From a related FoxNews article*:
Pollack has said he has been focused on holding people accountable – the Broward School Board and superintendent as well as coaches at the school and the school’s resource officer who never stormed the building.
* They deny access links from Blogger.

A 'Progressive' Legal Scholar

“The Second Amendment gives you the right to bear arms,” says Jesse Choper, a UC Berkeley Law professor emeritus and the former Berkeley Law dean.  [More]
I know this is not a new article, but I just found it.

What better place for a such a profoundly incompetent "authority" to "teach"?

Maybe Michael and Bob were in his class...

A Goodwill Ambassador

Should White Boys Still Be Allowed to Talk? [More]
Talk about being underprivileged.

Fortunately, the "Goodwill Ambassador" doesn't look like she's missing any meals.

Hey, if she can stereotype and say "To all the Chrises, Ryans, Olivers, and Seans out there," can I play too?

Death to the Patriarchy!

Mum and lesbian lover tear off 9-year-old son’s penis then behead him ‘as he reminded her of her dad’ [More]
He should'a put the shirt on.

Speaking of which...

Never mind what the hatriarch thought.

There's inherited wealth to share.

What kind of paranoid conspiracy theorist would suggest there's some kind of intentional indoctrination going on by our children's television elites?

Conditioned Response

Senate Republicans to Gut Concealed Carry [More]
If there's never an "or else" for betrayal, what won't they think they can get away with?