'Penis Man' Graffiti Artist Arrested by '25 Heavily Armed SWAT Officers' [More]
An amateur dick sees first hand how much harder "professionals" can screw you.
And that said, while I don't condone such overkill, f*** that destructive leftist whiner Schomer. It's a cinch he's never done the work necessary to have property, only to have some POS parasite come along and vandalize it. Forcing a fellow citizen to come up with the cost of repairs is actually stealing those many hours of the victim's life that could otherwise have been spent in pursuit of prosperity and/or happiness.
I wouldn't lose any sleep if someone kicked his @$$.
[Via Steve T]
“The "Penis Man" graffiti artist is getting cocky…”
ReplyDelete” Detective Natalie Barela got back to New Times today, confirming that Penis Man has penetrated new areas. After saying earlier this month there was no active effort to catch the virile vandal, cops will now try to arrest the offender. Yes, they're looking for tips.”
“…a follow-up story by New Times on January 6 boosted the story like a shot of Viagra. Suddenly, it seemed everyone was taking a break from hard news about Iran or Trump's impeachment and tuning in to Penis Mania.”
“But Penis Man's legendary status has grown…”
“To some, he's Tempe's version of a new — and artistically cruder — Banksy. To others, he's just a dick.”
Such turgid prose from Phoenix New Times reporter Ray Stern.
https://www.cjr.org/language_corner/dont_mix_up_turgid_and_turbidem.php