Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise

A young offender stabbed another teenager to death at Hillingdon Council's offices while on a knife awareness course, a court has heard. [More]

Suffice it to say they were both aware of knives.

I note they can't name the juvenile reptile to protect his innocence or some such-- plus you wouldn't want people to be aware of a dangerous sociopath in their midst.

My money says it's not "Cedric," Reggie, or Nigel." Any takers?

[Via Steve T]