Wedgies and Swirlies for All!

 The Seattle City Council said the proposal, crafted with input from local public defenders, would excuse suspects from minor crimes like theft, trespassing, or assault... [More]

So we can get a free pass and go beat 'em up now...?

Jeez, I just noticed... not a bl...uh...Black face among 'em... 

Anyone who thinks assault is a "minor crime" has obviously never been assaulted. 

It truly merits an armed response.

[Via Roger J]