They could follow the lead of Brit Wanker cops and confiscate sharp kitchen knives from department stores. Then follow the lead of Spain's king in the 18th century who forbade his Catalonian subjects to own knives. If a Catalonian had something to cut he had to take it to a pub, where a communal knife was chained to the wall. (Source: "Swinburne's Spain", published 1787)
They could follow the lead of Brit Wanker cops and confiscate sharp kitchen knives from department stores. Then follow the lead of Spain's king in the 18th century who forbade his Catalonian subjects to own knives. If a Catalonian had something to cut he had to take it to a pub, where a communal knife was chained to the wall. (Source: "Swinburne's Spain", published 1787)
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