We're the Only Ones Under the Radar Enough

 You know, it's not uncommon for the FBI to help out local law enforcement, especially when they request it, it's just that we don't often hear about it because it's under the radar. But the FBI says it's fair to say that the FBI does plan on helping law enforcement, local law enforcement, that is, a lot more often. [More]

Looks like they're a wasted resource here because they don't advance the narrative.

I can't say I feel overly sorry for the guy with the watch.

And not how the morons practically turned themselves in.

[Via Dave Licht]