You'll Never Get Rich by Diggin' a Ditch

 Government records covering the Army, Marine Corps, Navy and Air Force show pistols, machine guns, shotguns and automatic assault rifles have vanished from armories, supply warehouses, Navy warships, firing ranges and other places where they were used, stored or transported. These weapons of war disappeared because of unlocked doors, sleeping troops, a surveillance system that didn’t record, break-ins and other security lapses that, until now, have not been publicly reported. [More]

Not "because of corruption and incompetence?"

Hey, at least they're inclusive.

[Via DDS]