“We’ve created folks who are breaking the laws because we can purchase fireworks in our great state, but we can’t set them off,” said State Rep. Brian Baldridge (R-Winchester). [More]
They have literally legislated that you can't have your cake and eat it too.
UPDATE: And running to the "Only Ones" creates the perfect police snitch celebration.
[Via Steve T]
Solution: declare an anarchist Autonomous Zone.
ReplyDeletePerfectly acceptable now.
Suck it, Ohio!