So Much for Plan A

 Missouri woman charged with murder removes monitoring device, disappears [More]

Y'know, we ought to get rid of the bars and try that at zoos!

With the excuses she gave, she sure doesn't sound like a very good liar, but when you're young and blonde you don't have to be. My bet is she's been taken in by some weak-minded guy who thinks he's going to save her. 

Any takers?

[Via Steve T]