Appealing to the Better Angels of Their Nature

 ‘Don’t carjack me, kids inside’: Woman creates car magnet after crime spike [More]

She assumes they can read? If they can, why not just have them say "Guaranteed defenseless"?

This thing writes itself!

"Real reporter" Kenny Lopez: How do you assure everyone "these magnets are sending a powerful message" with a straight face? I guess the question here is, are you that dumb or do you just know your audience to be?

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