It’s the other producers’ fault. It’s the director’s fault. It’s the prop master’s/armorer’s fault. It’s the gun’s fault. [More]
"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way you can prove anything." [Bart Simpson]
It’s the other producers’ fault. It’s the director’s fault. It’s the prop master’s/armorer’s fault. It’s the gun’s fault. [More]
He could try this:
ReplyDelete"No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!" -- Joliet Jake Blues
But to pull it off, Baldwin would have to do the eyebrow thing. Can Baldwin do the eyebrow thing?
Oh, my gosh, I wish I'd remembered that to use it!
ReplyDeleteNot only was Baldwin "chust followink orders," he was following the victim's orders.
ReplyDeleteIf that doesn't make it all right, what could?