Monday, January 09, 2006

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Ted Kennedy has a "water dog" named Splash?

4 comments:

  1. Too damn bad he didn't have one named "Lifeguard" or "Scuba", or even "Rescue".

    It seems his early dog was named "Barrister"? Or was that "Alibi", no wait it was ..... it was "Trauma", no ..... that's not right ....."Amnesia" that's it! Amnesia, still dogging him too, I bet.

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  2. I think his dog back then was named "Hush Puppy."

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  3. Writing a children's book is befitting of a man of Ted's stature.
    I used to have a drunken, senseless uncle just like Ted. He was shot and killed by some punks in the San Francisco bay area. Things like that tend to happen to drunken, senseless people.

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  4. Then why hasn't it happened to dear ole Uncle Teddy?

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