In X-rated testimony as graphic as a porno flick, a former dominatrix yesterday described a bizarre sexual encounter in the woods she claims to have had with a town police officer.So if I'm reading this right, a coprophiliac copper wanted her to be a stoolie?
"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx," testified the dominatrix, Gina Pane, 31, buttoned up in an olive-gray suit with her black hair pulled back in a bun. "I suggested that we go into a woody area. He was very excited."
Ai-yi-yi, only "The Only Ones"...
He just wanted to see what it feels like to be a civilian again, with a disease spreading, immoral,taxpayer funded whore shitting on him and him either enjoying it or pretending to. I personally made sure one of these types got kicked out of the Army, but good. His defense was, but I'm only engaging in a private sexual matter. Unfortunately, he gave his entire platoon, and part of another, hepatitis. Don't ask, don't smell.
ReplyDeleteAi-yi-yi is right! As well as muey loco!
ReplyDeleteTalk about depraved. Hear about the guy that just got nailed for 'nailing' a dead deer? It wasn't one of the "Only Ones", as far as I've heard. But, man that has got to be one of the sickest sex acts I've heard of lately. Sign of the times....
What gets me about the story is that the dominatrix was only "uncomfortable" going to the Bronx and not performing the act the cop requested.
ReplyDeleteThere are some really strange people around.
Hey, who doesn't want to crap on cops sometimes...especially when they're enforcing the BS "laws"?
ReplyDeleteAs I keep asking, if alcohol required a constitutional amendment for congress to have any power related to it, then how are any of the drug laws constitutional?
I don't do drugs, well, cigarettes and sugar, but if they don't have the power they can't make any laws on it. This also means that all the militarized police with their no knock kick in the door and shoot 92 year old women can be done away with. The drug smuggling and rival gangs will be out of business and the so called gun problem goes away.
At least that's one way to look at things.