dove slaughterers...our constitutional right to blast a bunch of birds out of existence with the weapon of our choice...people's right to blast a bunch of birds out of existence with the weapon of their choice...people accustomed to obtaining one in about 19 minutes...That's how long it took me to buy one in April, after the Virginia Tech massacre...gun control fanatics...weapon capable of scattering dove flesh and feathers throughout the sky...the constitutionally protected sport of dove slaughtering...And the thing is, he's arguing against the 4-day delay. This must be what passes for "pro-gun" commentary in "authorized journalist" circles.
[Via Michael S]
This has to be satire, right? It's ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteDumbo Zumbo got a new pen name? Was wondering what he was going to do for his next career.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a pro-gun editorial. That's an anti-gun editorial disguised as a pro-gun editorial.
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