Sunday, June 08, 2008

We're the Only Ones Conniving Enough

"We will investigate if the leaders of the prison were conniving in this," Paulo Gomes, a state prosecutor, told reporters.
I guess "a plasma TV, a DVD player, $172,000 in cash, gym equipment, two refrigerators and a couple of guns" could conceivably get into a prisoner's cell without "Only One" cognizance...we're not quite sure how, but give us enough mon...uh...time, and we'll figure something out...

And bear in mind, the people who can't even keep guns out of cellblocks tried to ban them in the nation as a whole.

[Via Zachary G]

2 comments:

  1. See, being a felon isn't so scary.
    I doubt it will be like this for US, though, after we go through the ATF's GUN COURTS to our own special federal prison cells.

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  2. I want full cavity searches. Everyone. Go deep on 'em.

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