We're the Only Ones Heil...uh...Hailing Enough

POLICE Association chief Paul Mullett says a decision by force command to give officers semi-automatic weapons is a victory for common sense.

See, when placed in the capable and trustworthy hands of "The Only Ones," these horrific weapons of war/bullet hoses/killing machines are magically transmuted into benign "patrol pistols."

We need to keep an eye out for when the semiautos are finally distributed--and start a pool to see who can come the closest to predicting when we will read an "Authorized Journalist" report about Victorian police officers with the words "the gun went off."