A black bear entered human territory when I was in Alaska. You stay calm, don't move, and REACH FOR THE .44 YOU COULDN"T BRING WITH YOU ON THE CRUISE. The rangers sounded pretty tense until bear-bear ambled back to the people-free zone. No doubt THEY'VE seen the photos in which the man's thigh looks like a turkey leg -- AFTER a pit bull has been at it. It's why they're called WILD animals. You can never tell what one's going to do. he might do tricks for the camera, or he might eat your head like a Tootsie Pop. Armed is best.
I hope my future kids would be the first rather than the latter. Kudos to the 5 year old for bagging the bear. Sounds like a kid I want on my side of the street.
A black bear entered human territory when I was in Alaska. You stay calm, don't move, and REACH FOR THE .44 YOU COULDN"T BRING WITH YOU ON THE CRUISE.
ReplyDeleteThe rangers sounded pretty tense until bear-bear ambled back to the people-free zone. No doubt THEY'VE seen the photos in which the man's thigh looks like a turkey leg -- AFTER a pit bull has been at it. It's why they're called WILD animals. You can never tell what one's going to do. he might do tricks for the camera, or he might eat your head like a Tootsie Pop. Armed is best.
I hope my future kids would be the first rather than the latter. Kudos to the 5 year old for bagging the bear. Sounds like a kid I want on my side of the street.
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