"For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates." [More]That's pretty darn funny right there...
Plunder, scurvy wenches, and pieces of the G8!!
ReplyDeleteArrgh!
I just wish that the Pirates would play better baseball.
ReplyDeleteThe bird says "Don't count on it"!
Trouble is, I read the first couple of lines and thought "What the hell is this Obama idiot up to now?"
ReplyDeleteOK, I realise NOW that it is satire, but, truly, who would be surprised if it was real?
Put it on his teleprompter. He'd read it and never realize what he'd said.
ReplyDeleteObama is a "moderate" too, after all, according to the media. Far-Left is now Moderate Left, Left is Center, Center is Right, and Far-Right Right is off-the-charts insane.
ReplyDelete"Pieces of (G-)Eight!" Just got that. GOOD one, Peter!
ReplyDeleteEditorials about Obama's European trip: "Europe Greets Leader Who is to Its Left."