During a bizarre hearing there yesterday, a Superior Court judge dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown police officer accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves in rural Southampton in 2006, claiming a grand jury couldn't infer whether the cows had been "tormented" or "puzzled" by the situation or even irritated that they'd been duped out of a meal.I don't know judge. Get down in front of the defendant and and let's find out.
"If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, 'Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk,' " Judge James J. Morley asked. [More]
This may surprise you, but I say if this Robert Melia degenerate can beat the under-aged girl raps, they ought to reinstate him to the force. His presence on the exalted team would provide a valuable daily "Only Ones" illustration to everyone in Moorestown.
I thought of a caption for his mugshot: All cattle and no hat.
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What I find more disturbing than this freak getting it on with critters, is that _every_ article I've seen about him only mentions the _human_ child molestration charges in passing, when they mention it at all. WTF? Is PETA writing these pieces (those idiots would put the welfare of calves ahead of children)?
ReplyDeleteCrossing veal off grocery list...............
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. Don't reinstate.
ReplyDeleteFile new charges under possession of child porn.
(scrub eyeballs and mind with bleach. . . . .)
B Woodman
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For all of these incidents whereby LEO's are suspended -- not fired -- I think it's relevant to ask: do they still get to possess/carry guns?
ReplyDeleteWhat makes cops so special anyway?
David,
ReplyDeleteGreat photo of the cow! I have no idea where you found it, but good for you.
I grew up on a farm and had plenty of opportunity to observe cows. Calves, when nursing, will "pull" and "buck" when the milk flow isn't to their liking.
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm wondering if the LEO still has his so called manhood still attached?
Sorry, could not help myself.
Just got a tip (thanks, Cemetery) that this is the same judge who railroaded Brian Aitken into prison.
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