"Essentially, he was touching the dog's penis with his hand," Beasley said. "The others were there filming it. That's actually how we learned of it -- there's a video." [More]Good grief.
I guess when it comes to "Only Ones" and dogs, it beats the alternative...
And I have plenty more where those came from. As long as the Bradys don't think I'm the one being too denigrating to law enforcement...
[Via Harvey]
Sometimes, when I read about the only ones here, I flip a coin, to decide whether to shit or go blind. On this occaision, I do not know whether to flip the coin or not.
ReplyDeleteI'm just speechless.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but did he say "red rocket, red rocket" while he did it?
ReplyDeleteIf you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it.
That brings up an . . . interesting question to ask an "Only One," the next time you see a really obedient police dog.
Kurt beat me to it...uh, perhaps I should rephrase that.
ReplyDeleteIf you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it I hope that's where it stops and they're not planning something else for the cops to do, like drawing blood.
Notice it ddn't say - "touch the officer's LIPs to the dogs penis.
ReplyDeleteThat aces out the BATF........