Thursday, January 28, 2010

I Like Gun Control, I Like it Fine

Karen De Coster fills in the next line... [Read]

[Via M. Terry]

3 comments:

  1. Steve Lee's attitude is contemptible.

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  2. I like gun control,
    I like it fine,
    You give up yours,
    I get to keep mine.

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  3. How about a few "I Like Guns" refrains that illustrate Steve Lee's position from his interview: (sung to the tune of "I Like Guns."


    Well I like laws I like the way they work,
    Let's disarm others in the neighborhood,
    Yeah I like gun laws, big or small,
    We'd all be safer if they'd take them all,
    I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.

    I really like - Australia's regs,
    They keep crazy people from shootin' heads,
    I want to disarm you but I'll keep mine,
    If your wife gets raped, well that's just fine
    I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.

    Well, I really like, waivin' guns about,
    I do it outside or in the house,
    Real gun safety is just for girls,
    I'll keep mine, and they'll take yours
    I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.

    You hold the camera while I shoot,
    I'll laugh my ass off when you poop,
    I'm a real asshat and that is true,
    I'll send the G-men to disarm you
    I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.

    The Port Arthur massacre was a real disgrace,
    Aussie politicians rub it in your face,
    I like anti-gun laws now that is true,
    Our masters should store your guns for you,
    I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.


    David already did better with his booger hook verse.

    Someone out there outta be able to give this one a real whirl..

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