We're the Only Ones "Lovely Eric Meter Maid" Enough

(Recommendation: Get this playing in the background before reading, just to set the mood)

A Denver parking enforcement officer took revenge on a driver who called him a "meter maid" by asking a co-worker to write the driver a false parking ticket, 9Wants to Know has learned. [Read]

And then his co-conspirator mailed it late to double the fine?

The "Only One" in question is identified as Officer Eric Madril.

Sir Paul? Your cue:

Standing by a lifting derrick

When I caught a glimpse of Eric

Filling in a ticket in his little white book

In a cap he looked much older

And the bag across his shoulder

Made him look a little like a military man

Lovely Eric meter maid...

Then there's this:

'Come on! Get out of your truck and let's go.'

Ha! Give us a wink, Eric. Make us think of you.