At first I was going to point out the absurdity when they called this creature an "educator," but then I realized that's exactly what she's done here...[Read]
I didn't know Jabba the Hutt had a sister. She's and educator allright, edukator. Know why she's smiling in the picture? She managed to swallow two other children without anyone noticing. Got her dress at Omar the Tentmakers. Wait, she's not Jabbas' sister, she's Herman Goerings grandaughter.
What have we learned here? That a teacher with whom you spend more time per day than you do with your family will gladly bring the entire weight of the government down on your head for doing something childish. That police will gladly apply that weight. That public property is private property when they say it is for purposes of prosecution. Well, we learned from the Kelo case that private property is public property when there's more tax money to be had. That turning in gun owners and other "domestic extremists" for money will be even easier and more popular than we had anticipated. Is that last one a stretch? I don't think so. Fits right in.
I remember having a pen that contained four colors of ink. Would I need a special permit for something like that, or would I just be considered a whacked out ink nut?
I didn't know Jabba the Hutt had a sister. She's and educator allright, edukator. Know why she's smiling in the picture? She managed to swallow two other children without anyone noticing. Got her dress at Omar the Tentmakers. Wait, she's not Jabbas' sister, she's Herman Goerings grandaughter.
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh, Sean.
ReplyDeleteWhat have we learned here?
That a teacher with whom you spend more time per day than you do with your family will gladly bring the entire weight of the government down on your head for doing something childish.
That police will gladly apply that weight.
That public property is private property when they say it is for purposes of prosecution. Well, we learned from the Kelo case that private property is public property when there's more tax money to be had.
That turning in gun owners and other "domestic extremists" for money will be even easier and more popular than we had anticipated.
Is that last one a stretch? I don't think so. Fits right in.
I remember having a pen that contained four colors of ink. Would I need a special permit for something like that, or would I just be considered a whacked out ink nut?
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