And it was one of those assault armadillos, not the legitimate sporting kind allowed by common sense armadillo control laws (that the paranoid armadillo lobby tells us is some kind of slippery slope to ban them altogether) so we can feel safe--for the children... [Read]
What did I miss?
[Via Steve T]
It is Texas. You can probably buy frozen armadillos at convenience stores and corner drug stores. They come right before assault weapons.
ReplyDelete"What did I miss?"
ReplyDeleteSorry David, that one is too easy:
Better start checking the freezers at the Concrete Asshole of the Universe.
:-)